Culling of the Morons

Sometimes I wonder why it's illegal to kill the idiots of the world. I wish it was as easy as flicking a finger to get rid of that ONE flaw in our gene pool. I'm certain that I am not the only BOFH wishing that it be legal to sort out such little "problems"...
We have this one guy here, let's call him Phil, that just...well don't play well with others. Upon starting here, he was given a Laptop to do his work. Yeah, I know that laptop wasn't one of the best, and I know it wasn't made of titanium, but What transpired - was unacceptable...PERIOD.

A Year later we get the laptop back - and THIS is what we get:


The Hinges are Broken - and the Plugs in the front of
the laptop is toast....


The Left Hinge is Broken open, and the metal Inside is Torn & Beant...but HOW?

A Few Other Shots of the Manhandled Machine:


Now, I know I'm not the only one, but who WOULDN'T want to kill the moron???